The Pharmacy Chick

Flying the Coop in Retail

I'd love to say I like you..but I don't!

Filed under: Uncategorized — pharmacychick at 5:55 pm on Sunday, January 11, 2009

Pharmacy Chick can get along with just about anybody.  I don’t even have to like you but I can get along with you.  In fact, I can pretty much hate your guts and successfully wait on you without choking the living %&$T out of you (tho you deserve it).  However if I see you outside of the pharmacy, its a safe bet I probably woudn’t go out of my way to say hello.

I  have this one lady who has a certain attribute I call an “snide attitude with a smile”. She makes everybody nuts with her phony smile and smart remarks. She just possesses a negative unfriendly energy. Its the best I can do to explain it. There is nothing genuine about what she is projecting.

Take Monday (please!).  We got 2 scripts faxed to us for her daughter.  One of them was for Hycotuss, which we all know (except the dr perhaps) has been discontinued.   We filled the antibiotic and called the office to change the cough syrup to something available.  It took him about 30 minutes to call back to change it to Hycodan. 

 About the time I hung up the phone, I could see her in line.  She never gives us more than 20 minutes to fill anything called in, and no matter what the item is, she whines about something.  Usually its the price.  I could give it to her free in a silk bag stuffed with money and she’d still find something to complain about.

Before she got to the counter I told her what was going on and that #1 was done but #2 was in process and would be ready in about 10 more minutes.  She put on that snide smile, looked at her watch and said ” How about 7 and 1/2? I have somewhere to go!”.  I don’t know if she thinks she is being cute or funny, but it was neither.   I flashed my own toothy grin and replied “we do our best, you know that.” 

One of my long time (and really neat) customers (Kelly)  was behind her witnessing this and as she walked away, she mouthed “WOW” at me while pointing at her.  I just told her “gotta love retail”.  She dropped off her own prescriptions, said she would be back in a few days and left to finish her own shopping.

Rita picked up here Rx’s and took off, fake smile and all.  I was glad to be rid of her.  A few minutes later Kelly and her husband walked by, gave me her biggest smile while raising her hands above her head. She pointed to her watch. 

At least somebody understands.

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Comment by Jaded Rx Intern

January 13, 2009 @ 8:17 pm

Oh Chick, this was a good chuckle story. Gotta wish there were more Kellys in the world…

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Comment by VaTech

January 16, 2009 @ 7:49 pm

you’ve graced me with a giggle and a nod in agreement. We have a customer like that..and they are an absolute pain in my side.

Just a few examples: He approached my pharamcist to complain that while he was going through his wife’s stools, he noticed the capsule had not dissolved…and why would we give her something like that? I give my pharmacist credit, I would have had to walk away at “my wife’s stools” That’s just the beginning.

He came in 2 weeks ago, and had a new prescription for 7 bottles of Humulin N insulin. The manufacturer recently changed the packaging and our shipment was delayed, so we offered him a partial fill to tide him over (i.e. one bottle of insulin until the order 2 days later) he agreed, asked when the rest would be ready…said he’d be in the very next day and left. it came in the next day, I filled it myself, we put it in the fridge…and he didn’t come back until today. 2 weeks?? so i saw him coming just as you saw yours coming, and I started to redo the fill and told him it would be maybe 5 minutes, because i had to put the fill back due to insurance rules. i don’t know how it is with you, but for us, it’s insurance fraud after 7 days if the claim is not processed with a sale of the rx. we’ve explained this to him countless times. he responded with “it’s not my fault i had to come back, it’s yours..so it should be ready” i told him that try as i might, I don’t argue with federal law, and that we’d get it asap. my pharmacist and I finished it in 3.5 minutes flat and i returned with the bagged insulin and he just goes “now..i wouldn’t have had a problem with this if it had been my fault…but it’s yours” so I calmly repeated the policy, and mentioned that we had filled it the very next day as promised, and I was sorry…but did an emergency come up that he couldn’t return? He responded by reaching over, patting me on the head and calling me a “good girl”

yes..and he whistles at me and calls to me like a dog if I do not come to the register right away. I have never felt so insulted as I did when he patted me on the head. i finished with a smile and he called me “good girl” one more time and said he’d see me next month.

So yea…the world needs more kellys…and less of the snide, sarcastic, “fill it now, i have places to be”

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