The Pharmacy Chick

Flying the Coop in Retail

Style or Stupid, you decide

Filed under: Uncategorized — pharmacychick at 3:35 pm on Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Pharmacy Chick had the day off, so she did exactly as she usually does and stayed as far away from Chick pharmacy as she could.  She did however need some groceries so she went to her friendly neighborhood grocery store and produce stand and loaded up on all sorts of healthy food she will attempt to feed Mr Chick tonight.

As I was leaving the store I happened upon a young man walking out ahead of me.  I understand the current style for hip young men is to take their pants and yank them down so their butts are hanging out showing their tidy whities ( or their colorful boxers).. This young man had taken this to a new low (literally).  His jeans were completely off his butt and were around his thighs only. What made this so humorous to me was that in order to keep his pants where they were, he had to walk like he had just crapped himself, otherwise these gravity defying pantaloons would go south quickly.  its a good thing ( I suppose) that he had an oversize shirt because if the back of his pants were so low, the front had to have been also and frankly,  thats a visual I didn’t need to conceive.

If somebody wants to make some money, I’d suggest patenting buttless pants:  2 legs and a waistband.  I am thinking this kid would be first in line.

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6 Comments »

Comment by The Ole' Apothecary

September 23, 2008 @ 5:25 pm

He could put an endorsement sticker on his butt: “This is how it’s hangin’ with Fruit Of The Loom,” or, “Rear-ended? Call Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe, Esq.”

Comment by pharmacychick

September 23, 2008 @ 6:10 pm

Or on his front: “No-kink hoses on sale at Home Depot! Pee you there! ”
ok thats baaaaad.

Comment by ArkieRN

September 24, 2008 @ 1:41 am

Stupid, not style.

Comment by Pharmacy Mike

September 24, 2008 @ 4:13 pm

I thought pants sagging went out of style about 10 years ago… not that it was ever a good style to start with. However, in this case, the guy is being extra stupid.

Comment by Carol

September 25, 2008 @ 9:06 am

I think the buttless pants exist already. They call the “chaps” :)

Comment by Adrian

November 5, 2008 @ 8:46 pm

Ochumet easy! Already all, pancakes, know about it except me

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