We need a stupid quotient!
Ok, I am working hard when I hear “ahem” at the window. (Its always ahem or cough-cough isn’t it?). So this brilliant mind is waving this bottle of cough syrup at me and asks–and I quote:
“Will this hurt me?” I am tempted to respond “Only if you plan on beating yourself over the head with it I suppose?”, but I restrained and decided to play devoted druggist:
“Are you diabetic?” (contains sugar) Nope.
“Are you allergic to any medications that you know of?” Nope.
“Have you taken this medication before?” I’ve taken X before (same stuff inside)
“Well, I believe that medication will not hurt you in any way”.
And then he asked me this……drumroll please…….
“What is this for?”.
Give ME the bottle so I can beat myself over the head with it.
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